pros and cons
i am not in a good mood, not at all.
so, went to the local hot spring/spa.
even the monkeys bathe in japan. so the clothing brand, bathing ape doesn;t sound like an original name to me, but hey.
japan is a large volcano, so if you keep digging, you're bound to hit a hot spring. this is a fairly recent "trend" and my local one opened up maybe 5 years ago? in a building that was built in the early 80's that was supposed to be some hawt, trendy shopping centre. the building turned sour in a matter of years (i used to spend time there with my first girlfriend at age 14, everybody did). and the building's had identity issues since. it's been a health club, a music school, something after that, and now a hot spring. too bad, because there's a giant takashimaya shopping centre that's way better and right next door to the station.
i had heard about the hot spring place but never went. the hot tub fanatics i know of all said that "minoru, that place is a rip off". well, they were kinda right. $20. granted, you get to spend 12 hours in there if you want. but how the fuck am i going to spend 12 hours immersed in hot water?
what's special about these hot spring places is that the water is natural and contains minerals and other goodies that does stuff. by spending maybe 20 minutes in one of these places, the benefits are obvious to ANYONE. you relax and your body becomes just a floating tissue. i know what's wrong with my body now.
my local has two outdoor baths, one is dedicated per gender and one is unisex (w/swimming wear, damn!). didn't go to the unisex one because i didn't know about it. the outdoor one is the most pleasant. then there's the regular big tub, the jacuzzi tub, the "stay in there for a long time" tub, showers, and a sauna.
i have no concentration right now, so i kept chaning tubs every 5 minutes or so. then i got bored of doing that, so brought my book out of the locker and started reading. reading at these places is a WEIRD act, kept getting stared at every time, but what the heck.
i spent maybe 2 hours in there, 30 minutes of which was spent on a massage that was ok.
then i put my clothes back on and found the best japanese tradition post ww2, massage machines!!!
found the good old massage chair, spent 10 minutes being fondled by a machine whilst kraftwerk or the yellow magic orchestra was playing in mind. i want to marry that machine and unite.
then onto the back of the foot machine. this was new to me. little plastic poles that push your accupuncture points. kinda works.
the thing about these machines though is that the kinda work, but only for a short time. they don't really work from the inner, well you can'tr expect that effect from a machine. sometimes i notice people paying some money for a massage in the west, that could be had for a dollar here from a machine........
granted, cultures are different, etc. however, there are three things i would like to see gain semi immortal popularity in the west.
1. hot springs.
the soothing effects of these places has to be experienced. it seems there's one in ma. but the pricing there is ridiculous. there's one in santafe, i know that. i need to find one close to new york.
2. japanese style diners
main fish dish, veggies, side of pickles, etc, miso, selection of rice. tea, what else do ya fucking need?
sanma in season, grilled with the right kind of salt, salmon cooked just right. natto soy beans, tofu.
3. "decent and proper" ramen places
the ones i've had in nyc all suck, they're bad, i don't even consider going to them now, i go to chinese places now, at least they don't try to be some fancy weird shit. and don't spend 30 minutes picking on your ramen bowl, that is utterly disgusting.
i would like to see these things gain popularity in japan
1. reasonably priced proper health food stores
2. more variety in organic food
these are obvious.
3. more guidelines published in english
i don't have any need for these, but we're supposed to be an international country here........
4. 24/7 public transport
they've probably thought about it but they probably can't and i understand why. hey, maybe it's time to bomb the whole place again, but let's have a plan though.......change the address system while we're at it.
oooooh, life is so...........













